Oh Hero, Chosen by the Triforce, Accept Your Destiny

"Link..."

"Link, hero of Hyrule, chosen by the gods..."

"This world has fallen to an evil power..."

Link opened his eyes to see the bleary inside of his room. The morning sun was not yet coming in the window... strange, it felt like it should be dawn by now. He rubbed his eyes and looked out at the world outside. Something... something was wrong. He slipped on his boots and grabbed his sword and shield, running to the door.

"...Do you accept your fate, young hero?"

Link looked up at the dark sky... or was it the sky? Was there something up there? It there was, it was huge! Link gripped his sword and shield tightly. And then came a voice out of the sky, or, more likely, out of the thing blocking the sky:

"Greetings, pathetic life forms. Your planet is now my planet. Some of you will die, and the rest of you will WISH you were dead. But I require entertainment, so I will take some people off your planet to transfer them to my location. Do not be jealous of them, they probably won't fare too well here either."

The ground shook and Link fell. "Aaaaahhh!" He didn't hit the ground, the ground had disappeared, as had his house and his village and everything else.

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